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Free GBP teardown

Ranked on Google Maps but the phone's not ringing?

You already did the hard part: you show up in the map pack. But the call is won in the ten seconds after a customer sees you, and right now a lower-ranked competitor is quietly winning it. Fix what they see in those ten seconds and the same map spot can ring twice as much.

Just watched the breakdown? We'll find exactly which of those gaps are costing you calls, on your real profile, ranked by impact.

Get your free teardown

Tell us where to look. A human sends your ranked gap list within 24 business hours.

Don't have the link handy? Your business name and city is enough.
Only if you'd rather we text you the list.
Free. No card, no call, no pitch. We email your list within 24 business hours, that's it.
Done by hand, so we take a limited number each week.
Run by Mastodon Marketing. 15+ years of local SEO for Houston operators.

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We'll go through your profile the way a customer does and send your ranked gap list within 24 business hours. No pitch, just the list. Keep an eye on your inbox.

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We go through your Google Business Profile the way a customer does, in that ten-second window, and send you the specific gaps, ranked by what will get you the most calls fastest. No pitch, just the list.
Reviewed by a human Ranked by call impact Yours to keep
What you get
A ranked gap list, in plain English

Not an automated score. A human goes through your profile and sends back the specific gaps, ordered by what gets you the most calls fastest. Here's the shape of it:

Your GBP teardown Sample
1
Primary category is set to "Contractor"
Switch to the exact service you want more of, so you show up for the search that actually pays.
High impact
2
Last photo added 14 months ago
Start one real job photo a week. Fresh photos build trust and signal an active business.
High impact
3
Messaging is switched off
Turn it on and route it to your phone as a text. First to respond usually gets the job.
High impact
4
2 recent reviews unanswered, 1 is negative
Reply to all of them this week. Responses are public proof you're paying attention.
Medium
5
No answers to "free estimates?" or "licensed and insured?"
Pre-answer them in Q&A and a Google Post, so buyers don't have to call to find out.
Medium
This is a sample. Your list is built from your live profile and ships within 24 business hours.
What we check
The signals that decide who gets the call, ranked by impact

Same map spot, twice the calls. These are the details that win the ten-second decision. We score every one of them on your profile and tell you exactly what to fix first.

1

Your primary category

The single most common mistake. Are you set to the exact service you want more calls for, or buried under a broad umbrella that makes you invisible for the search that actually pays?

2

Photos that prove you're real

Recent shots of your actual crew, trucks, and finished jobs, or stock photos that quietly tell a nervous buyer you're hiding something. We flag the gap and the cadence.

3

Review recency, not just count

Fifteen reviews from this month beat two hundred that went cold two years ago. We check whether your reviews say "people choose us right now."

4

The questions you're not answering

Free estimates? Licensed and insured? How fast can you get here? We check whether your Q&A and Google Posts kill those worries before the buyer calls someone else.

5

An unmissable next step

Call, book, directions: one obvious action, not a buried button or a broken website link. Confused people don't call. They leave.

The setting almost nobody turns on

Messaging routed to your phone as a text

Turn messaging on and a customer's message lands as a text on your phone. Reply in two minutes and you've already won, before a competitor even notices it exists. The first to respond usually gets the job. We'll tell you if it's off and how to wire it up.

Free. No pitch. Your ranked list in 24 business hours.
How it works
Three steps. No call required.
STEP 01

Submit your business

Your name, your Google Business Profile or Maps link, and where to send it. Sixty seconds.

STEP 02

We review it like a customer

A human on our team goes through your profile in that ten-second window, scoring every signal that decides who gets the call.

STEP 03

You get the ranked list

The specific gaps, ordered by what gets you the most calls fastest, in your inbox within 24 business hours. No pitch, just the list.

Why we'll just hand you the list

We're Mastodon Marketing, a growth team that's run local SEO for operators across Houston for 15+ years. Restoration, construction, home services, funeral homes, trades. Businesses that live and die by the phone ringing.

We run this exact teardown for paying clients every month. This is the same process, free, with no obligation. We're not going to pitch you. You'll get the list, and what you do with it is up to you. If you want help fixing it, you know where to find us. But that's your move, not ours.

15+years in Houston
24 hrsbusiness turnaround
$0cost, no card, no call

Find out where your profile is leaking calls

Same ranking you have right now, paying you a lot more. Get your free, ranked gap list. No pitch, just the list.

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