Free Ad Account Teardown: See Where Your Google or Meta Budget Is Going | Mastodon Marketing
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Free ad account teardown

Running ads and can't tell if they're actually working?

You spend every month on Google or Meta and get back something. But you can't say which clicks became booked jobs, or how much went to searches that were never going to call. We'll take your account apart and show you, in plain numbers.

Just watched the breakdown? We'll run the same teardown on your real account: which of the 5 ingredients you have, which you're missing, and exactly where the budget is going.

Get your free teardown

Tell us where you advertise. A human sends your ranked breakdown within 2 business days.

Only if you'd rather we text you the breakdown.
No access handy? No problem. Send the form and we'll reply with the two-minute read-only steps.
Free. No card, no call, no pitch. Your Local Visibility Score starts building the second you hit the button, and a human sends your full ranked breakdown within 2 business days.
Done by hand, so we take a limited number each week.
Run by Mastodon Marketing. 15+ years of paid ads and local SEO for operators.

Got it. Your teardown is on the way.

We'll take your account apart the way an operator does and send your ranked breakdown within 2 business days: the gaps, the junk spend, and your real cost per booked job. No pitch, just the breakdown. Keep an eye on your inbox.

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Send us your ad account, your last report, or read-only access. We'll show you which of the 5 ingredients you have, which you're missing, how much of your budget is going to junk searches, and your real cost per booked job. Not per click. Per job. No pitch, just the breakdown.
Reviewed by a human Real cost per booked job Google & Meta
What you get
A ranked breakdown, in real numbers

Not an automated score and not a vanity dashboard. A human goes through your account and sends back the specific gaps, the wasted spend, and the one number that actually matters: what a booked job is costing you right now. Here's the shape of it:

Your ad account teardown Sample
Real cost per booked job $340 You thought it was ~$95 (that's cost per click, not per job)
Offer
Nothing tells a buyer why you over the other three quotes
The ad says "we do X." So does everyone. No speed, price, or guarantee to stop the scroll.
High impact
Audience
38% of last month's spend went to searches with no buying intent
Broad match is paying for "how to fix it myself" and job seekers. Block them and reclaim the budget.
High impact
Message
The ad doesn't match what people typed
Mismatch between the search and the ad is money handed to the platform. Tighten the match.
Medium
Conversion
Clicks land on the homepage, not a page built to book
A paid visitor on a slow homepage with no clear next step is a lead you paid for and let walk.
High impact
Follow-up
Leads sit for hours before anyone replies
Most spend is wasted at the end, not the start. First to respond usually gets the job.
Medium
This is a sample. Yours is built from your live Google or Meta account and ships within 2 business days.
What we check
The 5 ingredients every profitable campaign has

The platform doesn't matter as much as you'd think. Google or Meta, a campaign either has these five or it leaks money. We score every one on your account and tell you exactly what to fix first.

1

The offer

Is there a real reason to pick you over the other three tabs a buyer has open? "Same service, same price as everyone" is invisible. We check whether your ad gives a nervous buyer a reason to stop.

2

The audience

Who your budget is actually reaching. On Google that's the search terms you're paying for, and the junk ones you never blocked. On Meta it's the targeting and who's actually converting versus just clicking.

3

The message

Does the ad match what they typed or who they are? A mismatch between the search and the ad, or the audience and the creative, is money handed straight to the platform.

4

The conversion path

Where the click lands. A paid visitor dropped onto a slow homepage with no obvious next step is a lead you bought and let walk. We check whether the page is actually built to book.

5

The follow-up

What happens after the lead comes in. Most ad spend is wasted at the end, not the start: leads that sit for hours go cold. We check your speed-to-lead and where leads fall through.

The report almost nobody opens

Your Search Terms report, and where the budget really went

On Google, one report shows the actual phrases people typed to trigger your ad. It's usually full of searches that were never going to book: DIY how-tos, job seekers, the wrong city, competitors' names. We pull yours, add up how much of last month's budget went to them, and show you what to block, so that money moves onto the searches that actually pay. (On Meta, we do the same with placements and audience breakdowns.)

Free. No pitch. Your ranked breakdown in 2 business days.
How it works
Three steps. No call required.
STEP 01

Send us your account

Read-only access, your last report, or just the details. Google Ads or Meta, both is fine. If you're not sure how, send the form and we'll walk you through the two-minute read-only steps.

STEP 02

We take it apart like an operator

A human on our team goes through the 5 ingredients, pulls your search terms and placements, and works out your real cost per booked job. Not per click. Per job.

STEP 03

You get the breakdown

The specific gaps, the junk spend, and the real numbers, in your inbox within 2 business days. No pitch, just the breakdown.

Why we'll just hand you the breakdown

We're Mastodon Marketing, a growth team that's run paid ads and local SEO for operators across Houston for 15+ years. Home services, trades, clinics, law firms. Businesses that live and die by the phone ringing.

We run this exact teardown for paying clients every month. This is the same process, free, with no obligation. We're not going to pitch you. You'll get the breakdown, and what you do with it is up to you. If you want help fixing it, you know where to find us. But that's your move, not ours.

15+years running ads in Houston
2 daysbusiness turnaround
$0cost, no card, no call

Find out where your ad budget is actually going

Same spend, a lot more booked jobs. Get your free, ranked breakdown and your real cost per job. No pitch, just the breakdown.

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